0900 hrs [or sometime then]:
1 New Message
From: Sidey
“Movie at 1130. We are going to Vaishali at 1000. Are you coming there?”
A few seconds later:
I wake up, look at the message, curse people for disturbing my sleep, curse people for being addicted to Vaishali, sleep of once again.
1125 hours:
“Ill pick you up in front of Vaishali in 2 mins. Be ready” – Me to Alekar
1130 hours:
In front of Vaishali. 2 kms to go. Shit.
1140 hours:
“Ill pay the parking guy, you get in”
1142 hours:
We see the certificate of the movie ‘Taare Zameen Par’ and I exhale in relief.
Halfway Through the fist half:
me: “I hate this movie”
Alekar[sitting on right]: “Why, its good. I mean, the way they have…”
me: “Its not about that, I dont hate it for that, but I do hate it”
Sidey[sitting on left]: “You hate THIS movie?? Are you crazy?”
me: “Will you two idiots listen to me for once?”
Alekar and Sidey: “Yeah go on”
me: “I hate this movie because I feel people are shouting at me continuously. Every two seconds I twitch when I hear my name taken in scolding, or in some angry tone.”
Alekar and Sidey: “:|” [rather the expression equivalent to that]
1420 hrs:
me: “How did you people find the movie?”
Bov: “Damn Good, did you check out the guy in class who is like Bhutkar?”
Sidey: “Amazing Movie. Liked it a lot”
Alekar: “Nice movie, although I feel the first half was a bit too long. Any longer, and I wouldve left. I was troubled from the core because of it.(phrase used – atmic tras) I was reminded of Vincent’s in the first half”
Bov, Sidey and Me: (rofl)
1435 hours:
Sidey: “Alekar what the hell are you doing, stop destroying the tissue papers”
me: “Shhh… sidey, don’t do that, such kids are supposed to be encouraged. Let him spread his wings and fly. Go on Alekar, do you want more tissue paper.”
Alekar: “stfu pinda, I was just trying to make candy wrapper out of the tissue paper.”
Bov, Sidey, me: (rofl, again)
Conclusions that can be drawn:
- Never ever watch a movie in which the name of the main character is the same as your own name. It destroys the movie.
- Specially so, when the main character in the movie is mauled like crazy [verbally]
- It is worth going to any movie, as long as you have Alekar with you.
- It is our moral responsibility to take part in QUARK ‘08. [www.bits-quark.org]
PS: For those who cannot relate to this post, [im guessing a big percentage of my readership] im really sorry, but I had to write this somewhere, or I wouldve forgotten this memorable day.
