“And yeah, I need these extra components also installed along with the basic configuration” said the lanky freshman undergraduate to the computer technician. The student was busy clearing his desk from the piles of books and paper on it, while the technician was working his magic. After having a first look at the components, the technician started small talk about how much did the freshman get those components from and from where. A few screws later, the computer technician whose name plate read ‘Viresh’ said that its all done, we need to power up now. With trembling fingers, the undergrad flipped the power switch; and thus deep_thought was born.
Those same fingers trembled while flipping the same switch back, in fond remembrance of the story narrated in the earlier paragraph. The fingers were not a lanky freshman’s fingers; instead they belonged to a (still lanky) junior undergraduate who was trembling as he went through his first serious parting in years. The hum of the cpu fan as it went slow and then stopped brought back lots of memories of deep_thought, as it was powered down for the last time.
Incidentally, it was the first time ever that deep_thought was given the shut down command, on any one of its more than 15 different hosted operating systems. For just over two years, deep_thought performed under the most adverse conditions that computers like him can possibly face. The owner, who we can clearly recognize as the author of this ridiculous story, must have been the worst and possibly the best thing that deep_thought was ever put through. Although for the better part of his life, deep_thought was subject to uber 50% cpu usage, it was one of the few computers of its kind who must have had a myriad of adventures as it did some of the most bizzare things imaginable.
One might feel that deep_thought was the best-in-his-league type computer, but well, a computer is just as good as their owner is. So, well deep_thought was very happy at its standing, performing to his own satisfaction. Only those who knew deep_thought well, could truly appreciate what he could do. Those high end operations of playing the latest game could never be relished by the owner, as deep_thought was a bit handicapped there. But what he lacked for in absolute configuration, he more than made up in the enthusiasm department.
The hope that I had in IBM when I bought my 8776a27 in my freshman year was more than fulfilled by deep_thought, and that is what made me believe in the brand. As deep_thought is officially out of commission, blue_gene shall enter my life in the next 6 hours.
Notes:
deep_thought: my 8776a27
deep thought: world’s second most brilliant computer, in Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
deep throat: world’s first ever released adult movie.
URSA_minor: the computer from which I am writing this blog post.
blue_gene: my new t400